Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Thoughts on Super Bowl 50



Being born in Colorado, it is a birthright to be a Broncos fan.  It's a fandom given to you when you get your birth certificate.  I'm currently wearing my Manning jersey and living on cloud nine after winning our first championship in 17 years.  It was half a lifetime ago when I was watching Super Bowl XXXII and XXXIII at a friend's house on one of those obnoxiously huge projection TV's.  And yes, they had a laser disc player too.  Also of note, the last Super Bowl the Broncos won featured commercials for The Matrix and a little TV show called Family Guy premiered their pilot episode after the game.

Here are my thoughts on Super Bowl 50:

On Referees:

The first thing that opposing fanbases want to do is blame the reffing in the game.  When Denver beat the Patriots the first time, it was because Gronk got called for Offensive Pass Interference or that Denver's offensive line wasn't called for holding.  There was simply no way it had anything to do with CJ Anderson running roughshod over their defense.  Or that they couldn't stop Osweiler, in his second start, from completing passes.

So, in the wake of this glorious victory, Panthers fans are bitching up a storm.  First, the "was-it-a-catch" that was upheld as being incomplete.  Go read the rule book and tell me that the nose of the football doesn't touch the ground and get jarred loose, regardless of what the hair-brained commentators were trying to peddle.

As for no-calls going the other way, how about not flagging the Panthers for interference when they made contact with Jordan Norwood prior to him fielding the punt?  It was so blatant that even the Panthers on the field failed to make the tackle, allowing Norwood to squirt to the sideline and return the punt 61 yards for a Super Bowl record.

Or the fact that Von Miller gets held continuously.  An offensive lineman can have his arm wrapped around Von Miller's neck and still not get called.  I can't imagine how many more sacks he would have racked up this post-season had the holding been called.  Being held and still forced a fumble.  More no-calls here and here.

And let's not mention the fact that it is impossible to get Intentional Grounding called against Denver's D.  Tom Brady and Cam Newton got away with it multiple times in those last two games.

But no, we still have Josh Norman going off and spouting about how it's hard to win when you're "playing two teams."  We'll talk about him in a bit.

Lastly, the refs did not lose you the game.   Losing three fumbles, throwing an interception, having multiple false starts, and getting sacked seven times lost you the game.

On Talib:

The two personal foul penalties that were on Talib were legit.  The first looked like he was jawing and shoving with a Panther and it could have gone either way.  Acceptable penalty though.

The face masking penalty, however, where he tried to see if he could turn the receiver into Linda Blair ala The Exorcist, was disgraceful.  Yes, it only ended up counting as a half yard penalty.  But even after the game, Talib said he did it intentionally because he "had to show him."  That is pretty disgraceful and disgusting to me.  Even though Talib is on our team (and makes great plays), there is no room for that kind of garbage behavior.  Between that and the infamous failed Three Stooges routine, he's had a rough year.

People try to explain it as "it's an aggressive defense, stuff like that is just how he plays" but I don't buy that and I'm not a big fan of it.

On Josh Norman:

This guy just loves running his mouth as the clear successor to Richard Sherman.  Yes, he had a good year, but come on.  I prefer my cornerbacks to be more in the vein of Chris Harris Jr. - stay quiet and allow your play on the field to make a statement.

Even outside of the outrageous fighting between him and Odell Beckham in Carolina's game against the Giants, Norman got beat for one touchdown and another would-have-been touchdown because Odell ran straight past him.  He talked himself into the media spotlight and talks opponents to death during a game.  Silence can be virtuous sometimes.

With all that said, I do respect the fact that he went over to Manning as the game was winding down and gave his admiration and a bow to one of the greatest to ever play the game.

Also, and this is to the broadcasters and cameramen out there, please don't show losing players sobbing on the sidelines.  Unless they're Richard Sherman.  Or Tom Brady.

But seriously, it's just heartbreaking and cruel.  They just lost the biggest game of their career.  It's supposed to be a moment of joy for the victors, not a moment to witness the personal breakdown of a human being.

On the Half Time show:

You know how I know you're gay?  You like Coldplay.  What a "meh" half time show.  Bruno Mars was excellent, as he was before.  Coldplay is the quintessential representation of generic.

Can we stop calling Beyonce Queen Bey?  My wife and I just watched an episode of Lip Sync Battle where Beyonce had a BRIEF cameo and the crowd looked like they shit their pants with joy and idolatry.  She isn't the Beatles, for fuck's sake.  She hasn't revolutionized anything.  It took SIX people to write "Run The World".  

I can't think of anybody (celebrity, singer, actor) that I would meet and burst into tears over.

On Cam Newton:

Unlike his other detractors, I don't much mind the dancing and celebrations.  He's got a lot of confidence and is playing the game in a wholly unique way.  He does a lot of work in the community and giving footballs to little kids is sweet and admirable

Here's the thing though: his actions during his post-game preference, where he pouted with his hood up, failing to make eye contact with anybody, only to get up and storm off, are embarrassing and disgraceful.  He was just voted MVP of the league, which makes him the face of the NFL.

If you're going to be bragging and dabbing, dancing and taking selfies on the sideline while your opponents are still trying to play the game, then you need to take defeat with the same graciousness.  You don't get to just celebrate all the good times and rub your opponent's noses in it and then turn around and turn tail when the going gets tough.

Do you think Peyton Manning wanted to face the media after we got routed by the Seahawks two years ago?  Do you think any frikkin' QB wants to talk to the media after a tough loss?  Hell no, but it is in the job description.  The rest of the MVP quarterbacks stand on that dais and answer questions about losing the Super Bowl.

And don't give me this hogwash about him being "just a kid."  He's 26 years old.  If you're old enough to rent a god damn car, you're not a kid.  He's been in this league for four years and has a love affair with the media.  He should know better at this point.

The crying for a flag after taking a legal hit is very Brady-like and was, frankly, a welcome sight after seeing Cam jubilantly celebrate every first down.  Seeing him fall down and throw a tantrum was unexpected and indicates the composure that he still needs to learn.

Lastly, give credit where credit is due.  During his post-game presser, he replied that the Denver defense "did nothing special."  Really?  Cam hadn't been hit more than 6 times in a game all season.  Denver hit him 13 and sacked him 6 times in one game.  Cam would have been better off saying that Denver played a hell of a football game and were the better team on that day.  Trying to downplay the outstanding defensive effort by calling it nothing "special" belies how dominant it was.

To come out after the fact and not back down (despite his coach saying he'd learn from it) from his childish behavior just reinforces the point.  He serves up the platitude "You show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.", which is a fabulous point to teach kids.  Remember kids, if you're going to lose, act like a whiner and throw a tantrum!  Because if you are gracious and respectful, you're still just a loser!

He goes on to say that he's proud if he offended anyone because he doesn't have to conform to anybody else's standards.  Sound a bit like a teenager going, "I DON'T HAVE TO BE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE!"?  And, here's a shocker, yes, you do.  You can play however you'd like, but when it comes to the Fifth Quarter, and that is handling the media, you do have to conform.  The same way that Manziel has to conform to the ethics standards put forth by the NFL or he'll be out of this league.

Don't make this a race thing, as it has nothing to do with that.  Every losing QB in the preceding Super Bowls has had to face the media in the wake of their loss.  Notice how the other Panthers players, black and white, faced the media like adults.

Also, on the whole "he didn't dive for the fumble" thing - get over it.  This aspect is ridiculous.  He looked like he was trying to evaluate which way the ball was going to bounce and didn't want to get his ACL popped.  This is a case where the live commentators end up shaping the story.

On Being Underdogs:

In no uncertain terms, a big fuck you to all the doubters.  Going into the playoffs, Denver was called "the weakest #1 seed ever."  The defense didn't get their acclaim and there was just this expectation that Denver would go one and done again.  Despite the fact that Pittsburgh was the only team to top 30 points on Denver's D, analysts and experts predicted that teams would roll 40+ points on Denver.

Once Denver got past Pittsburgh again, it was that they were going to lose by multiple touchdowns to the now healthy (and without any more excuses) Patriots.  What followed was a dismantling of Tom Brady.  He got hit more than any QB had in the last decade.  He got hit so frequently that NE fired their offensive line coach the next day.  You would think that would earn the defense some respect, right?

Wrong.  Go ahead and re-read the analyst's picks knowing how it turns out.  Some "experts" saying Carolina was going to get near 30 points.  At least a good portion knew it would be lower scoring, though they still thought Carolina would win by at least a touchdown.  Betting odds had Denver as 5.5 - 6 point underdogs.  It was the same underdog status we had against Green Bay earlier in the season and then against the Patriots twice.  People just kept sleeping on Denver's defense.

The Panthers (and their fans) tried to claim that THEY were the ones who were disrespected by the media, which is laughable.  People didn't follow the Panthers last year because they were mediocre.  And once they made it to a certain point this year where they were still undefeated, nobody was disrespecting them.  They were at or near the top on every site's Weekly Power Rankings.

The kicker was the "fair and balanced" media coverage leading up to the Super Bowl.  From the internet to the CBS coverage, everybody jumped on the Carolina bandwagon.  It was all about "Denver is going to have to play the perfect game to beat the Panthers.", without allowing for the possibility that that works in both directions.  Carolina would've needed to play the perfect game to beat us.  How could that be?  Cam Newton, recently crowned MVP and so full of swagger.  Carolina coach Ron Rivera, recently named Coach of the Year.

76% of the experts picked the Panthers.  The coverage before the game was about how Carolina's run game was impossible to defend and how their defense was opportunistic and loaded with self-proclaimed thieves.

There was very little, if any, acclaim for the #1 defense in the league.  Did everybody, except for Broncos fans, collectively forget that slaughter of a Super Bowl two years ago?  It proved the maxim "Defense Wins Championships."  Consider that forcefully proven once again.

On Wanting This More Than Any Other Win:

As much as Panthers fullback (and chubby man) Mike Tolbert didn't care if it was Peyton's last game because it was the Panthers' "turn to win", as if winning the Super Bowl was something you took turns with, it was most definitely our TIME.

Now the Broncos can, presumably, boast that they sent not only one Hall of Fame QB out in a blaze of glory, but two.  Peyton needed one more ring, if only so Eli couldn't boast that he had more.  To me, this wasn't a necessary win for Peyton to cement his legacy.  In my eyes, he will always be the Greatest Of All Time.

You can try to argue that it's Joe Montana or Tom Brady (yuck) and yes, those guys have more rings.  But Peyton holds almost every conceivable record imaginable.  Most Wins, Most Touchdowns, Most Passing Yards, 5 Time League MVP, and on and on.  But even all that is not what makes him the greatest in my eyes.

This is a guy who had four neck surgeries.  There was a time when he couldn't throw a football across a yard.  In the face of that adversity and at risk of never playing in the league again, he was able to rehabilitate and return.  He didn't just return ho-hum, he ended up having the greatest statistical season that a QB has ever had.  Yes, his health fell apart at the end of last year and this year.  But that can't diminish what he accomplished in the wake of severe physical limitations.

I've had neck and scapular issues for over a decade and have tried physical therapy endlessly and I'm still in pain every day.  I know that he has access to a million more treatment options than I do, but injuries like that are hard to overcome.

Outside of Manning, I am happy for the elder statesmen on the team who finally got a ring.  Owen Daniels, Antonio Smith, and Evan Mathis have all played in the league for a decade or more without winning a Super Bowl.

There's the younger guys with so much heart, like Emmanuel Sanders and CJ Anderson, who earned that ring with passionate play week in and week out.

Lastly, I am so happy for DeMarcus Ware.  Aside from being an ageless, beautiful man, he has always been such a class act.  He was never going to win a championship with Dallas and I'm happy that coming to Denver, and mentoring Von Miller, is what finally delivered that ultimate goal to him.

On Wade Phillips:

How in the hell was this man unemployed last year?  Aside from his ridiculously funny Twitter posts, he has also shaped our defense into a wrecking ball, with very little change to the unit from what Jack Del Rio pissed away these last couple of years.

It is amazing to me that Wade, who has been coaching in the league since 1976, had never won a ring.  Beyond that, his legendary father and coach Bum Phillips never won one either.  Everyone knows that we owe this championship to him more than anyone else, and it's joyous that he finally receives accolades for his accomplishments.

On the Duality of Luck:

Consider these two case studies.  First we have James Casey, a fullback/tight end who was on the Broncos roster at the beginning of the year.  He played in several games, dealt with a nagging injury, and was eventually cut to make room on the roster for Derek Wolfe.

This poor guy has been in the league for 7 seasons and narrowly missed out on being on a championship team.  In some cases, a team will actually get a ring for players who were on the roster earlier in the season.  I have no idea if this will happen for Casey.

Second case: guard Robert Myers.  He was a fifth round pick in the last draft and spent time on both the Ravens and Colts practice squads, before being picked up again by the Ravens and left on the practice squad for the majority of the regular season.  The Broncos picked him up and put him on their roster in Week 17.  Since he was part of the active roster, though he never suited up for the Super Bowl, he will receive the monetary bonuses.  So he went from earning $12,500 a week on the Ravens practice squad to pulling in nearly $200,000 from the post-season incentives.  And this kid gets a Super Bowl ring.

Sometimes life is funny.

Friday, February 27, 2015

Rapid Thoughts


Brand New

How crazy is it that we might finally be getting brand new Brand New?  It's only been 5 and a half years since the absolutely sub-par Daisy.  I'm glad the band has since acknowledged in interviews that Daisy was not one of their best and was instead a cathartic record, intended on allowing them to get out all of the anger that accumulated while creating and touring on The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me.

To hold you over, go listen to Jesse Lacey and his wife covering the rustic and charming "In Spite of Ourselves"

The Ataris

How crazy is that we are still no closer to getting new Ataris?  It was a running joke that The Ataris and Brand New were competing for the Chinese Democracy title of the scene but even Brand New got to the point (nearly six years in) where they knew they had to put out new music.  Graveyard of the Atlantic is now the continuous punchline.  The last new music we got from The Ataris was in October of 2012.

The owner of the label simply throws his hands up in a fruitless gesture of what-in-the-heck-do-you-want-me-to-do-about-it?  Or "I don't write the songs," as he puts it.  We've gotten endless tours of rehashing existing material and getting the original band back together.  Not that such a thing isn't a common tactic but Kris Roe has really milked it for all that it's worth.

In the words of the illustrious Randal Graves: "You should shit or get off the pot."

Frank Turner

Frank Turner is just too damn prolific.  Fresh on the heels of the stellar Tape Deck Heart and its six Deluxe Edition Bonus Tracks, he kept churning out more songs for the EP's that followed.  He then played a show at St. Vitus in September of 2014 where he showcased 8 more brand new songs.

That doesn't even mention his side band, Möngöl Hörde, a hardcore outfit that features frequent collaborator Matt Nasir.  Möngöl Hörde also released a full length in 2014.

The War On Drugs

No, not the actual war on drugs.  This band fronted by Adam Granduciel, who is currently dating actress Kristen Ritter (formerly the B of Don't Trust The B*** In Apt. 23).  I had heard a lot about this band lately on places like AbsolutePunk.  People ranted and raved that 2014's Lost In The Dream was unarguably the Album of the Year.  So I finally listened.

My god, what a bunch of bullshit.  I have not been so bored listening to an album in a long time.  It's a mundane and meandering snoozefest that nearly weaned me off of Xanax by rivaling its soporific nature.  The liner notes list Charlie Hall as providing the Drums but if I were him, I would have Alan Smithee'd that bitch.  Every single song sounds like it uses the same rehashed drum beat from a very cheap drum machine.  Using a droning and repetitive beat as your backbone is not a great way to start.

What follows is nearly inexplicable.  Each song runs for 5+ minutes - and not in that good Dear Hunter, multi-textured opus kind of way.  It's like Bob Dylan and Flock of Seagulls had a baby and then had the damn thing smoke weed all the time.  If you like your music at the pace of a heavily tranquilized sloth clawing his way out of a vat of molasses, then by all means, inflict this so-boring-it-must-have-caused-brain-damage "music" on yourself.  Otherwise, check out the other three kajillion bands who aren't just the pretentious flavor of the week.

Monday, January 12, 2015

End of the Year (2014)


Greetings to all!  I hope you've had an amazing holiday.  You'll find that this year's entry is going to be very much abridged compared to previous years.  In addition to a lack of feedback/readership, I've also spent the year coping with health issues.  And just as great football players like Demaryius Thomas or Calvin Johnson are not at the top of their game when dealing with injuries, so to shall my production suffer.


New Found Glory - Resurrection 
After guitarist (and primary songwriter) Steve Klein was arrested for allegedly having lewd video chats with minors, the band cut all ties and moved on.  It was destined to be a hypercritical time for the band to forge their own identity without relying on Klein's songwriting.  The result is Resurrection - a boring, cliche romp through pop punk's usual fare.  The inclusion of "The Worst Person" - a song full of all of the bile that the band built up against their former brother-in-arms - is expected, but the song itself is so weak ("You might be the worst person I've ever met / I've ever known / You keep doing all that shit that you regret / End up alone") that it feels pointless.  I will give the band this: Resurrection is a better album than the pedantic Radiosurgery.  Aside from that, and living in a world where pop punk bands like The Wonder Years exist, New Found Glory pilfering their past discography to produce another soulless record just feels cheap and meaningless.



2014 also saw a handful of albums celebrate major anniversaries.  To celebrate, several bands released anniversary editions with bonus tracks.  We also got a couple of compilation albums.  In no particular order:


American Football (Deluxe Edition)
When American Football, seminal fathers of the emo scene and purveyors of fine math rock, announced that they were reuniting for a tour and that their one (and only) full length record would be re-released with bonus tracks, I was through the roof.  The show, which my wife and I drove down to LA to see, was incredible.  My wife was happy because we were able to secure her a couch at the venue and I was happy because it was one of those shows that is just so good.

The album itself is obviously among the best of all time to me.  This re-issue sees the inclusion of ten bonus tracks.  Three of them are taken from a live show back in 1997, three are from the prep session for recording the album and the remaining tracks are plucked from a Boombox Practice Session.  It's an amazing look into the creation of a classic album.  For the recommended tracks below, please listen to the album versions first (where applicable) if you've never experienced the band.

Recommended Tracks: "The 7's (Live)" and "But the Regrets Are Killing Me (4-Track Album Prep)"
Recommended If You Like: Their/They're/There, Minus The Bear, or Owen


Frank Turner - The Third Three Years
If you aren't already subscribing to the Church of Turner, then you clearly have not read enough of my past entries.  It's nearly impossible to mention the man without prefacing it with some adjective like magnanimous.  In his endless generosity, Frank is nice enough to package nearly all of his b-sides and rarities every three years and send them out into the word as a compilation.

This is, obviously, the third iteration of these releases.  This compilation includes more unreleased material than either of the previous two, as a whopping one third of this compilation was not previously released.  There are tracks that I wasn't even aware of plucked from things like The Bloodshot Records 20th Anniversary Compliation, which I'd never heard of.  It's nice to be able to consume all of a favorite artist's material without having to spend out the wazoo gathering singles and tribute albums.

Recommended Tracks: "Live and Let Die" (Paul McCartney and Wings)" and "Something Of Freedom"
Recommended If You Like: Billy Bragg, Biffy Clyro, or Frightened Rabbit


Jawbreaker - 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
Jawbreaker ranks up there near the top of my "I really wish I could see them live" list.  And though I've given up any hope of that, I'm glad that drummer Adam Pfahler has carried on their legacy via his record label Blackball Records.  2014 was the 20th anniversary of the release of 24 Hour Revenge Therapy.  It may not be regarded as influential to the scene that followed as Dear You is but it perfectly captures the zeitgeist of the band's evolution.  Coming off of the expansive Bivouac, and having just toured with the massive Nirvana, Jawbreaker went back to their roots and crafted a punk rock album that was as introspective as it was tough.

This reissue includes six "new" tracks, though two of them saw release on the Etc. compilation.  The other four tracks are grittier, alternate recordings of some of the most classic songs on the album.

Recommended Tracks: "Boxcar (Alternate)" and "Do You Still Hate Me (Alternate)"
Recommended If You Like: Jets To Brazil, Foo Fighters or Samiam


NOFX - Backstage Passport Soundtrack
Way back in 2008, NOFX did a show on FUSE called Backstage Passport.  The premise was that they would tour the world in its entirety and do lots of drugs.  It was actually quite an entertaining show, though you could not help but feel bad for Fat Mike's (now ex) wife as you watched him doing some drug called the Green Dragon in the insanely strict country of Singapore, with blatant disregard for his health and well-being.

The show had two different theme songs - originally it was called "Punk Rock Passport" before being changed to "Backstage Passport."  This compilation features both versions as well as a handful of remixed songs, a live version of "Leaving Jesusland" and an unreleased track called "The Greatest Country in the World".  I have no idea why they waited six years to release these songs but I'm glad I can finally replace the shitty rips of the theme songs that I've been rocking since the show's premiere.

Recommended Tracks: "Backstage Passport" and "The Greatest Country in the World"
Recommended If You Like: Rancid, Pennywise, or Me First and the Gimme Gimmes


The Matches - 10YearsEVDKTL Live
In the wake of Maniac going their separate ways, Shawn Harris and the rest of the (infinitely more respectable) guys from The Matches decided to get the band back together for some 10th anniversary shows for their first album, E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals.  This live album is a compilation of several different recordings made at various venues on the reunion tour.

It's nice to hear the crowd's energy throughout these songs.  It brings back some fond memories of the many Matches shows I've been to.  It's nice that this tour finally forced them to play "Eryn Smith" live instead of just teasing us about it like a bunch of assholes (I'm again looking at you, Shawn).  I have no idea if this tour will lead to a new album but I'll stay on the cautiously optimistic side.

Recommended Tracks: "Eryn Smith (Live)" and "Scratched Out (Live)"
Recommended If You Like: Ludo, Say Anything, or Motion City Soundtrack



2014 was a year that saw a large amount of releases.  Even though it was tough to keep up, it was even tougher to limit an End of the Year list to only ten albums.  Accordingly, these are five albums that landed on the cusp.  They enjoyable on their own, but not good enough to crack the Top Ten.  In no particular order:



Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness - Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness
Andrew McMahon continues the progression towards pop music that began with last year's The Pop Underground EP.  This album feels a little more retro than that EP, with plenty of 80's sounding synth.  It's obvious at this point that we will never get more Something Corporate (or even Jack's Mannequin) but this music is plenty satisfying for those open to a more poppy sound.

Recommended Tracks: "Cecilia and the Satellite" and "High Dive"
Recommended If You Like: Something Corporate, Jack's Mannequin, or fun.


The Gaslight Anthem - Get Hurt
Aside from the absolutely terrible (and way too phallic) album cover, Brian Fallon and gang produced another slab of solid folk rock.  It, at times, feels a little too safe and it lacks the immediate wallop of their previous efforts, such as the stellar Handwritten.  With that said, it's overall very much worth a listen.

Recommended Tracks: "Rollin' And Tumblin'" and "1,000 Years"
Recommended If You Like: Bruce Springsteen, Frank Turner, or Social Distortion


Owen - Other People's Songs
The way, WAY too prolific Mike Kinsella (see American Football and their reunion tour, the Owls long-waited sophomore effort, the supergroup Their/They're/There) decided to tackle, you guessed it, other people's songs.  Picking songs from artists all over the spectrum from The Promise Ring to Against Me!, Mike puts his acoustic spin on each track.  It's an intriguing concept that other bands have played to better success (see New Found Glory's From The Screen To Your Stereo).

Recommended Tracks: "Borne On The FM Waves Of The Heart (Against Me!)" and "Forget Me (The Promise Ring)"
Recommended If You Like: American Football, The City on Film or Into It. Over It.


Yellowcard - Lift A Sail
If there is one thing that you have to give to Yellowcard, it's that they've never seemed satisfied doing the same thing over and over again.  After the sub-par Lights and Sounds, the band has sincerely tried to inject something new into each outing.  The development of their emotional maturity culminated on 2012's Southern Air, which still stands as one of their best.

This album bears the same mark of maturity though in a different way.  Longtime drummer Longineu W. "LP" Parsons III, who had been with the band since its formation, left the band prior to this album (seriously, you lost the ONE black guy in the entire pop punk scene!?).  It's impossible to say whether the sonic shift on this album is due to his absence, but this is definitely less of a pop punk record than its predecessors.  The violin still plays a major part but the instrumentation feels much more adventurous as a whole.

Recommended Tracks: "Transmission Home" and "Lift A Sail"
Recommended If You Like: The Wonder Years, New Found Glory, or Angels & Airwaves


You Blew It! - Keep Doing What You're Doing
You Blew It! is kind of a throw back band to me.  They create a very vintage sound that calls back to 90's emo.  After 2012's Grow Up, Dude, I was excited to see where the band went next. Unfortunately, Keep Doing... feels like the band lost just enough of the polish that made Grow Up, Dude so good and that kept them from making the next step.

Recommended Tracks: "Strong Island" and "Match & Tinder"
Recommended If You Like: Look Mexico, The Promise Ring or Say Anything




And now, the moment you have surely been waiting for!  2014 brought us more bands back from the past, a couple of frontmen striking out on their own, and a familiar band once again taking up residence at Number 1.




10.  I Am Kawehi - Robot Heart
I stumbled upon Kawehi's video for the song "ANTHEM" earlier this year and was enraptured.  It's some kind of electronic pop music and I like it.  Other songs on her YouTube reveal just how talented she is to be able to program, play, sing, and do everything else.

This is only an EP, but it's managed to wriggle its way into my brain from out of nowhere on more than one occasion.

Recommended Tracks: "ANTHEM" and "Like Her"
Recommended If You Like: I honestly have no idea. It's generally not my kind of music.


09.  Taking Back Sunday - Happiness Is
I expected so much more.  Taking Back Sunday is one of my favorite bands of all time.  Through all the various incarnation and the drama, the new members and the constants, I've loved the band. In 2010, when the band announced that they were parting ways with Matt Fazzi and Matt Rubano and that they'd be bringing original band members John Nolan and Shaun Cooper back into the fold, I was ecstatic.  It was music I had grown up with - the importance of Tell All Your Friends cannot be overstated.

The first album that resulted from their reunion, 2011's Taking Back Sunday, was amazing.  Between the album tracks and the bonus tracks, the band had put together a masterpiece.  Given another three years, I was optimistic that they'd be able to hone their craft and push out something mind-blowing.  Happiness Is... well, not mind-blowing.  It's very much a good, enjoyable record (it wouldn't be on this list otherwise) but it's less than I was hoping for.

Lead single "Flicker, Fade" is brilliant and is exactly the direction the band should have been trending towards.  What really derails this album, for me, is the couplet of "They Don't Have Any Friends" and "Better Homes And Gardens."

The first of those is a response song to internet trolls.  Seriously.  With lyrics like "Cause I feel like a bigger man / With the upper hand / In those last few seconds before I hit send" and "Open the flood gates for all those smug little kids / (It's not their fault) / They don't have any friends / (They can't help themselves)", I can't help but feel the band hitting their peak of pettiness.  The lead singer is 32 years old - you do not need to write a song criticizing internet trolls who don't like your band.

"Better Homes and Gardens" continues the petty, pity train® with the following chorus: "You'll never be happy / But it was all for nothing / Yeah, it was all a waste."  Aside from the fact that the cynical and nihilistic nothingness thoughts are pervasive throughout this record, you then realize that this song is about Adam's ex-fiance, Chauntelle Dupree.  Disregarding the fact that Adam got married to a completely different woman in June 2008 (yes, that was over six years ago now) and has two  children with her, he's still writing about his ex-fiance.

If they had left those two songs off this album, it would have ranked a lot higher.  They are capable of so much greatness.

Recommended Tracks: "Flicker, Fade" and "Beat Up Car"
Recommended If You Like: Jimmy Eat World, Fall Out Boy, or The Starting Line


08.  Gerard Way - Hesitant Alien
Absolutely bizarre music videos aside, I did not expect to like this album.  I was never a big fan of My Chemical Romance, though I inherited trace amounts of love when I married an uber fan of the band.  How I always love to listen to new music remains the same: burn a ton of it to disc, completely forget what's on the disc, and then listen to the music without any preconceived notions or bias.

Gerard is able to successfully step away from the sound that made him famous with My Chemical Romance as Hesitant Alien ventures into varied frontiers.  There's plenty of rock (and punk rock) influences to keep old fans, plus a heaping of whatever direction Way is heading in now.  Which, at this point, seems pretty promising.

Recommended Tracks: "The Bureau" and "Zero Zero"
Recommended If You Like: My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds To Mars, or Weezer


07.  The City On Film - La Vella
Like Mike Kinsella before him, emo forefather Bob Nanna has been a busy boy.  After reuniting Braid for their first full length album in 16 years, he also devoted time to two of his other side projects.  Lifted Bells saw the release of a 7" and The City On Film, Bob's solo project, saw its first full length in 9 years.

Bob Nanna will always be a source of minor conflict in my marriage.  My beautiful missus thinks his voice is simply too whiny at times.  I take full responsibility for this, as one of the songs that I was enjoying the hell out of when I met my wife was the The City On Film's version of Braid's classic track, "A Dozen Roses".  Slowed down, and with added orchestration, it can definitely come off more on the sorrowful side of the spectrum.  And to be fair, The City On Film is absolutely the more "whiny" side of Bob Nanna.  Being a project that tends to reside on the stripped down side of things, there is a lot more emphasis on Nanna's voice and guitarwork.

With all that said, Bob recruited fellow Lifted Bells' bandmates Kyle Geib and Seth Engel to play on this record, meaning that only the still excellent "Stay" and the symphonic closer "Andorra La Vella" remain all acoustic.  Much like Say Anything's Max Bemis, Bob Nanna participates in a Song Shop wherein you can purchase your very own track, which is where this album was sourced from.  Damn prolific artists.

For those more intrigued by the mellow, check out this style of indie music.  Otherwise, Braid is likely a better place to start.

Recommended Tracks: "Noise Machines" and "Kill It!"
Recommended If You Like: Braid, The Promise Ring, or Death Cab For Cutie


06.  Owls - Two
Speaking of Mike Kinsella... Owls is a notoriously hard band to classify.  Their first full length, released in 2001, was an album that I tried to force into the sub-genre of Jazz Punk, just for the sake of cleanliness in my iTunes Library.  The angular guitars do not come together in a melodious way, as they do with math rock bands like Kinsella's other band American Football or Look Mexico.  It's more disjointed and free flowing than that.  It makes sense that the band cannot really stand each other.  Aside from the two brothers, Tim and Mike Kinsella, the rest of them are known for doing things on their own.  Even the album cover was designed apart, with each band member designing their corner and then bringing them all together at the end.  The creation of the album itself was marred by small conflicts flaring up from interpersonal histories and drama.  It's that knowledge that informs the listener as to what kind of music you are in store for.

In a better word, this is a really fucking weird album.  Not nearly as relatable (if you can call it that) as their debut album, Owls' sophomore effort, thirteen years later, takes prideful strides down the path forged by Joan of Arc towards pure abstraction.  JoA was fronted by Tim Kinsella, who also fronts Owls.  So, no surprise there.

With lyrics like "The stop sign’s white / Looks green next to fresh snow / And I need to eat your goo / My horoscope always trumps world news", you are not going to be listening to this for the introspection of it all.  But the instrumentation and weirdness of it all has a rustic charm.  Honestly, it's probably partially nostalgia for me.  If you're going to check out the album, stay away from penultimate track "Oh No, Don't..." - what a horrid piece of work that one is.

Recommended Tracks: "Four Works Of Art..." and "A Drop Of Blood..."
Recommended If You Like: This Town Needs Guns, American Football, or Cap'n Jazz


05.  Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Laura Jane Grace's struggles with being transgender have been well documented at this point.  It's a mountain of adversity that cost her her relationship with her father, her relationship with her spouse and her relationship with most of her former bandmates.  With Against Me! whittled down to two, Grace set out to tell her story through this album.

The result is musically entertaining though, expectedly, esoteric.  The album also feels very inconsistent at times.  They are all great songs on their own, but when played together, songs like "Obama Bin Laden As The Crucified Christ" sound like they came off of a much noisier, punk rock record.  The lyrical content binds them all together, but there is little else in the way of glue.

Much like Cursive's "I Am Gemini" before, I have a hard time relating to the lyrics on an album like this.  Whereas that isn't always a requirement, I really enjoy singing along to music and I can't pull off lines like "You've got no cunt in your strut / You've got no hips to shake."

When asked by fans "It’s not going to be all trans this and trans that for every record from here on out?"  Grace responded with, "Fuck you, to begin with."  As much as I empathize with the insanely difficult path she has ahead of her, that's a pretty shitty response.  I did not become a fan of Against Me! to listen to only one subject matter over and over again.  It's legitimate to wonder if you've now become a one note artist writing about life experiences and gender dysphoria that an overwhelming majority of your fans cannot relate to.

Recommended Tracks: "Black Me Out" and "True Trans Soul Rebel"
Recommended If You Like: Alkaline Trio, Hot Water Music, or The Lawrence Arms


04.  Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties - We Don't Have Each Other
It is no state secret that in the wake of last year's Wonder Years' album, The Greatest Generation, I developed a man-crush on lead singer Dan 'Soupy' Campbell.  I drowned myself in their past releases and happily awaited the release of this album, a concept album written from the perspective of a fictional man named Aaron West.

We Don't Have Each Other finds Soupy exploring his singer/songwriter side and becoming something of a folk troubadour.  His ability to narrate has been well evidenced through his past work, and he really hones his craft here, spinning an intimate and depressing tale of love and loss.  Some have complained that there isn't enough of a departure musically from the Wonder Years.  I'd politely disagree - Wonder Years songs are much more high octane, mile a minute blasts.  That's not to say these Aaron West songs don't move along, as they do with plenty of contribution from Wonder Years drummer Mike Kennedy and wunderkind/producer Ace Enders, but there is an undeniable softness to these tunes.

Come for Soupy's infinite talent, stay for Aaron West's engrossing story of heartache.

Recommended Tracks: "Grapefruit" and "Runnin' Scared"
Recommended If You Like: Frank Turner, The Wonder Years, or Kevin Devine


03.  Braid - No Coast
As I mentioned earlier in The City On Film's blurb, Braid reunited for their first full length since 1998's seminal Frame & Canvas.  Several years back, when they first came back together to record new music, they released the Closer to Closed EP, which was received negatively by critics.  I have to assume that the issue that critics had was that Closer to Closed didn't sound identical to the band that they had grown up with.  People wanted more of the stop and start, noisy guitar licks.  They wanted the same fist pumping anthems that a bunch of teenagers had written back in the day.  Instead, Closer to Closed felt like the logical continuation of Frame & Canvas, though with the obvious maturity that spending what was, at that point, 13 years apart and introducing elements from the various side projects and bands that came about in that span.

Accordingly, I loved that EP and I love this album, which includes 3 of the 4 tracks from the EP.  No Coast still has the jagged riffs that the band is known for, just without as much rambunctiousness.  It is very similar to when Hot Water Music reunited and brought with them a more honeyed sound.  I appreciate it when a band grows up alongside me.  Or as one reviewer on Amazon put it: "Hey I am old now and it's still cool, and the kids like it to."  Do I sometimes want to listen to music where the vocals are gritty and snarled?  Sure.  And there's plenty of options for that, including a band's past discography in this case, or many other new and upcoming bands.

People will always hate on the fact that it doesn't sound just like the old Braid.  But it still has the trademark vocal interplay between Bob Nanna and Chris Broach.  It still has the textured, well-written songs.

When I want to listen to aggressive math rock from my yesteryear, I'll pull out Frame & Canvas.  But when I want to listen to a band that has had time to truly come into their own and deliver 40 minutes of comforting, somewhat nostalgic "emo," No Coast will be there for me.

Recommended Tracks: "East End Hollows" and "No Coast"
Recommended If You Like: Hey Mercedes, Minus The Bear, or 90's emo in general


02.  Weatherbox - Flies In All Directions
Way back in the day, 2007 to be precise, I remember reading my Alternative Press, before it had devolved into a mess of teeny bopper posters and Black Veil Brides, and there was a review in the back for an album called American Art by a band called Weatherbox.  The review was written by Scott Heisel, who I had found shared many of the same musical affinities.  In the review, he implored readers to give the album a shot and that it would change your world, the same way that The Get Up Kids' Something To Write Home About (also released on Doghouse Records) had.  And you know what?  That guy was right.

American Art was a phenomenal record.  Lead singer Brian Warren's nasally whine and wholly insane lyrics were layered over muscular indie rock that recalled the early days of Cursive.  To this day, it remains one of my favorite albums.  Unfortunately, time was not kind to Weatherbox.  The reason that Warren's lyrics are insane is because, well, he's got some pretty serious mental problems.  This instability led to the dissolution of the original Weatherbox, leaving Warren as the only remaining member.

He followed up American Art with 2009's The Cosmic Drama.  It was at this point that his mental state and artistic pretentiousness got the better of him.  Insisting that the album only be released on cassette, it featured songs where it was just noise and had Warren speaking slowly into a microphone "I am the cosmic.... I am the drama."

After releasing the sub-par sophomore effort and taking a break, he assembled a new cast of characters and began to create new music that was more in the vein of what you'd expect to follow their debut album.  He still ran into issues of trying to medicate himself with marijuana instead of taking his prescription medications, which delayed new music time and time again.  Slowly, we got new material.  2010 brought us two new songs on the Christpuncher EP.  2011 brought us four additional songs on Follow The Rattle Of The Afghan Guitar EP.  2012 brought us two more on their split with Person L.  And lastly, 2013 brought us our final new song before this album, on their split with Sainthood Reps.  Like I said, it was a slow build up, though still quicker than The Ataris and Brand New, so I can't gripe all that much.

Each new song we received showed more and more promise - a glimmer of the band that they used to be.  And you know what?  I'm happy with Flies In All Directions.  They are never going to be able to replicate American Art, but this album builds on what the band has established.  From the rollicking opener "Pagan Baby", with its self-effacing lyrics ("Reading eulogies, I’m comfy, baked into the crust / You heard we were a good band; well, you didn’t hear it from us.") to the steady strum of acoustic closer "Love Me A Good Microcosm", Flies In All Directions is full of Warren's bizarre (and somehow meaningful) lyrics, off-kilter guitars and memorable choruses.  It even features a surprise guest performance from Manchester Orchestra's Andy Hull, who is rapidly finding himself on as many band's songs as humanly possible.

Unfortunately, Brian Warren had a relapse in 2014 and had to drop off of a large tour where they were opening for Finch.  He is now spending time trying to get into a better place mentally and I wish him the best.

Recommended Tracks: "The Devil and I (feat. Andy Hull)" and "Pagan Baby"
Recommended If You Like: Say Anything, Cursive, or The Snake The Cross The Crown


01.  Manchester Orchestra - Cope/Hope
Coming off of 2011's Simple Math, which was an easy choice for Album of the Year, I was expecting great things from Manchester Orchestra.  Trading in the orchestra that accompanied the moody and emotionally intense Simple Math, the band decided to get back to their roots with driving guitars and pounding drums.  Cope is a rock and roll record, plain and simple.  It is anthemic and forceful -  a testament to the power of distortion.

In the wake of releasing lead single "Top Notch", which stands tall on an album full of giants, the band also released an acoustic version that played on Sirius Radio's AltNation.  It was more brooding, featuring a piano and a slowed down tempo.  The response was apparently overwhelming, which led to the band releasing the sister album Hope out of nowhere in the middle of the year.

Whereas the blazing electric guitars on Cope have been traded out for acoustic guitars on Hope, it'd be disingenuous to call this an acoustic companion album in the vein of Dashboard Confessional's Alter The Ending deluxe edition.  Instead, the band supplies a massive re-imagining of the original album.  The songs are the same in that they share lyrics, melodies, etc, but in tone and texture, they are entirely different.  It's beyond impressive that Manchester Orchestra was not only able to release a memorable and poignant release in Cope but they then took it and flipped it on its head, creating an album less suited for rock and roll and more suited towards introspection.

Recommended Tracks: "Top Notch" and "Cope"
Recommended If You Like: Brand New, Circa Survive, or The Dear Hunter

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Top Ten Albums of 2013


As usual, apologies for the delay.  This is probably one of the most diverse Top Ten lists I've ever written since beginning this adventure.  I would not have expected the list to contain a rapper, a pop punk band and whatever the hell Portugal. The Man is.  But here we are.  We also had a tie this year.  3 and 4 below landed in the exact same spot to me but are listed consecutively for aesthetic reasons.  Enjoy!

10.  Kevin Devine - Bulldozer
When Kevin Devine announced his plans to record and release two albums funded by Kickstarter, the usual concerns instantly popped up.  Is he being too ambitious?  Not with the fundraising part, of course.  If there is one thing you can learn from the internet, it is to NEVER underestimate an artist's loyal fan base.  We may be a generation raised on Napster, AudioGalaxy, KaZaA and now torrenting, but people are still willing to contribute to their favorite independent musicians.  When Kevin Devine asked his fans for $50,000, we ended up giving him nearly $115,000.  Fundraising definitely is not the issue.

But what about quality?  Whenever an artist tries to put out a ton of music, it seems like the quality inexorably suffers.  Look at Say Anything's In Defense of the Genre.  The first disc was golden, packed to the gills with amazing songs.  The second disc, minus maybe one or two tracks, was completely forgettable.  With these two releases, Kevin Devine planned a completely different approach to each album.  Bubblegum is a record that Kevin recorded with the God Damn Band to indulge his desire for a true "full band" release.  This record, Bulldozer, was billed as the acoustic album.  And much like Dashboard's The Shade of Poison Trees, I find the "acoustic" billing to be a bit misleading.  Bulldozer is not just Kevin and his guitar - it features every bit as much instrumentation as its sister album.  It's just used in very different ways.   Kevin Devine attested to as much during an Audiotree interview where he admits that he heard Bulldozer as being more of a spare album whereas producer Rob Schnapf didn't hear it that way.  The two albums rarely end up encroaching on each other but unfortunately, Bulldozer does fall victim to the same plague that rendered the second disc Say Anything's In Defense of the Genre completely irrelevant.

The record begins with the engaging coupling of "Now: Navigate!" and "Little Bulldozer".  It's evident from the get go that Devine's typical lyrical brilliance has once again returned to shine.  Devine's pop sensibilities are also put on display as he charges through "Now: Navigate", an upbeat musing on the complex nature of our existence and "Little Bulldozer", one of the album's catchiest tracks and also a mysterious and optimistic tune. 

From there, Bulldozer hits varied points.  "From Here" is an intriguing song about the horrible aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, albeit slightly esoteric.  "Couldn't Be Happier" is a plodding track that just doesn't resonate with me.  Both "You Brushed Her Breath Aside" and "The Worm In Every Apple" find Kevin toying with his new sound, throwing in bits of folk twang, though both end up being a tad forgettable.

"Matter of Time" makes an appearance in a re-recorded version, also featuring more of an Americana vibe this time around.  You'll remember it from last year's list as it appeared on the live release Matter of Time.  I still love the song for its endearing and sweet lyrics, a rarity in Devine's discography.

"She Can See Me" is the proverbial Constant between Bubblegum and Bulldozer, appearing in drastically different forms on both albums.  This version ended up being my favorite of the two.  Whereas Bubblegum's version was muscular, this version stays truer to the acoustic demo that was released prior to the albums and rests much more on the laurels of the chorus.  Even in this version, you can hear the influence of Nirvana on the song.

The album ends on a down note with "For Eugene" and "Safe".  The former is the better song while "Safe" completely misses its mark.  As a song, you can't relate to it and as a closer, it leaves you feeling incomplete.  All in all, Bulldozer contributes a couple more timeless tracks to Devine's discography but Bubblegum, as you'll read further up, stands tall over this unmemorable sister album.

Recommended Tracks: "She Can See Me" and "Little Bulldozer"
Recommended If You Like: Bright Eyes, Bad Books, or The Spill Canvas
 

09.  Balance and Composure - The Things We Think We're Missing
There's a pretty wide variety of music on this list ranging from rap to indie to folk but nothing even comes close to being as straight forward rock and roll as this record.  It is a brooding record in every sense of the word.  Increasingly dark and gritty as the band tears through their collective psyche while lead singer Jon Simmons belts out lines like "Come at me horrid eyes that seep into my system / Crush all and set on fire, the things we think we're missing / Cause it's all fine, a pillow and a blanket / Take your precious time at staring at the ceiling."  The post-hardcore influences are evident as Simmons masterfully transitions between his forceful singing and diaphragm bending howling.

The band never loses focus as they forge ahead through track after track of driving, melodic post-hardcore.  The transitions between songs are so seamless that sometimes the tracks have a tendency to blend together.  "Dirty Head" is a break in the rest of the album in the form of an all acoustic number that sounds like it was plucked off of an album by Thrice frontman Dustin Kensrue.

If you've felt a hole inside of you since the loss of Thrice (or Far or Boys Night Out), Balance and Composure will help you at least fill a little part of that.

Recommended Tracks: "Notice Me" and "Reflection"
Recommended If You Like: Boys Night Out, Far, or Thrice


08.  Matt Pryor - Wrist Slitter
In the years since frontman Matt Pryor and The Get Up Kids changed the face of emo, fusing it with energetic, midwest pop punk, Pryor has found plenty of creative outlets to stretch out his legs.  His first side project was The New Amsterdams, which evolved from a solo acoustic affair to a more full-fledged folk-rock outfit.  Five years into the New Ams, when The Get Up Kids officially broke up the first time, Pryor's focus shifted to his kids.  It was from this adorable love that the New Ams had their alter-ego's, The Terrible Twos, who produced such classics as "We Can All Get Along With Dinosaurs" and "Great Big Poop".

It wasn't until The Get Up Kids started to discuss getting the band back together in 2008 for an anniversary reunion that Pryor finally took the plunge and released a truly solo disc, entitled Confidence Man.  In the intervening four years, he's released another full length, a compilation of b-sides and rarities, and has hosted a whole ton of your favorite artists on his podcast, Nothing To Write Home About.  Needless to say, it is impressive that he is still producing with the quality and quantity that he is.

The depressingly titled, and yet surprisingly upbeat, Wrist Slitter was an unexpected surprise this year.  This is not your usual "solo" album, unlike Pryor's first offerings with The New Amsterdams, these tracks are fully fleshed out.  With the exception of some guest vocals, Pryor handles all of the instrumentation on the album and shares production duties with Ed Rose.  No time is wasted jumping in with opener "The House Hears Everything". It begins with a jazz recording (and closing track "Won't Speak To Me" ends with the end of that same jazz recording) before launching into a rapidly strummed acoustic guitar driven number that blows by.  Pryor's lyrics are as strong as they ever have been and there's plenty here for both old and new fans to latch onto.

"Kinda Go To Pieces" is a sprightly, catchy tune that will leave you tapping your toe.  There's a subtle sadness lurking below, poking through with lines like "Oh oh oh, give a good show \ I I I am dying inside", that adds a depth to the proceedings.

The title track is the first sign of this album's dissociative identity disorder.  It's an abrupt song that clocks in at just a shade over a minute.  Driven by banjos and layered call-and-response vocals, "Wrist Slitter" is so awkwardly out of place and yet it carries a certain backwoods charm.  The two tracks that follow, "Words Get In The Way" and "Before My Tongue Becomes A Sword" both feature guest vocals but fall on opposite ends of the spectrum on how effective they are.  "Words Get In The Way" features Steve Soboslai from the pop punk band Punchline and is a zippy (albeit slightly repetitive) number that feels right at home on the album.

"Before My Tongue Becomes A Sword", on the other hand, is such an odd track.  Written by Braid's Bob Nanna and Saves The Day frontman Chris Conley, the transition to this track is jarring.  It begins with Bob Nanna singing the opening - I would normally have no problem with this, being a long time Braid fan.  Except that it's completely out of nowhere.  The second verse finds Conley showcasing his caricatural vocals.  I have never been a Saves The Day fan and his vocals are why.  They are the worst kind of high and end up grating on your nerves.  The only time they have been bearable is when tempered by a co-vocalist in a lower range (See: Max Bemis and their supergroup Two Tongues).  Unfortunately, neither Nanna's nor Pryor's voice is enough to offset Conley's contributions.  Combined with the electronic backing instrumentation that sounds plucked from a completely different album, you get a track that just falls short.

The album delivers a lovely ballad in the form of "As Perfect As We'll Ever Be" before misstepping slightly with the too-generic, adult-alternative-friendly "Foolish Kids."  The last four songs find Pryor toying with tempo, trying to find the perfect ground to occupy.  The album is closed out nicely by "Won't Speak To Me", which features a non-stop drum lick accompanied by a frolicsome piano.

As the album fades into the jazz recording, you're left content with what the former Get Up Kid has accomplished.  His previous efforts, especially as The New Amsterdams, had a tendency to lack panache or a hook.  It's really nice to hear him firing on all cylinders once again.

Recommended Tracks: "Kinda Go To Pieces" and "As Perfect As We'll Ever Be"
Recommended If You Like: The Get Up Kids, Superchunk, or Kevin Devine


07.  Tim Kasher - Adult Film
Tim Kasher's debut full length, The Game of Monogamy, was a depressing and highly introspective album that found the Cursive frontman waxing philosophical on the nature of love and relationships while being backed by a symphony orchestra.  On this second full length, Kasher makes the surprising move of completely ditching the orchestra and making heavy use of electronic music.

It's not really that surprising of a jump when you consider how popular and widespread synthesizers have become in modern music.  And if Kasher has proven anything with his time in Cursive, it's that he can effectively incorporate just about any instrument into this kind of music. Though with as effective as the synthesizers are, one can't help but feel that this great album would have been amazing if he had instead leaned solely on standard rock and roll instrumentation.  The electro-pop vibe isn't a perfect fit; it sometimes doesn't work as complimentary nor juxtaposition against Kasher's typical morose, angst-ridden lyrical backdrops.  At times, the programmed backing even ends up overflowing into distraction on songs like "You Scare Me To Death". 

Like an alcohol addled spider feverishly weaving an erratic web, Kasher weaves together disjointed melodies into a tapestry of self-loathing and introspection.  Adult Film finds our favorite unlucky lover ruminating on everything from mortality to loyalty.  Opener "American Lit" is about as perfect an introduction as there is.  Vivacious and lively - Tim Kasher's lyrical acrobatics never cease to amaze.  "Where's Your Heart Lie" is Kasher's honest attempt at a ballad, featuring him hammering out his musings on infidelity via an inharmonious piano melody.  Tim is joined on the track by Laura Stevenson (from Laura Stevenson and the Cans) whose voice compliments Tim's mournful singing.

"Life and Limbo" and "The Willing Cuckold" elucidate the stronger dance elements now coursing through Kasher's veins.  "Lay Down Your Weapons" is another slow-burner that showcases his usual immature narrative in a relationship ("Mine was a landmine / Left out in the unkempt yard / Cigarette butts stained with lip gloss / You had been away on a four day weekend / I could have picked them up / But what's the fuss?") before evolving into a surprising clarity ("The problem lies / Not in that we fight / But the weapons that we choose / So lay your weapons down").

As I mentioned before, "You Scare Me To Death" is almost completely ruined by the backing instrumentation.  To tie into the ghostly theme, it is loaded with a very Halloween-esque Theremin sound.  It's a shame because it ruins what would have otherwise been a powerful and heartrending track.

The album finishes strong with a triplet of very different songs.  "A Looping Distress Signal" plays like an indie rock song tinged with electronics though lyrically it feels like it should have been on Cursive's The Ugly Organ.  The lyrics bound up through the meta-barrier and tackle the songwriting process once again, which makes this song feel like the red headed stepchild of the album.  "A Lullaby, Sort Of" is a sentimental closer that confronts mortality and family head-on.

But third-to-last song "A Raincloud Is A Raincloud" is what really sums up the album to me.  Buried beneath the overwhelming layer of bouncy and upbeat instrumentation, the song carries the weight of a sad bastard that has spent an entire career (lifetime?) finding the worst in situations.  As he confesses "Waiting for my ship to come / I'm afraid it may have sunk", you're hit by a pang of sadness.  It's not until the last line that the dance and bravado begins to make sense, where after all of his dwelling on the downsides, he sticks himself with the most important question, "What if rain clouds have silver linings?"

Recommended Tracks: "American Lit" and "Lay Down Your Weapons"
Recommended If You Like: Cursive, The Good Life or The Faint


06.  Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Having not listened to Eminem since high school when the first Marshall Mathers LP came out, I was unaware that Slim Shady had taken a vacation and that it was just Eminem putting out all of those albums. But now, with this sequel 13 years after the original, Shady's back.

Some things have changed for Eminem.  Modern hip hop/rap is dependent on having a hook, often sung by a woman, and most of the tracks on this album follow suit.  Running time is also adapting.  Since Death Cab decided that that an eight and a half minute song would be a perfect lead single and Justin Timberlake said "If Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin can do 10-minute songs and Queen can do 10-minute songs then why can't we? We'll figure out the radio edits later.", it seems that modern music is moving in that direction.  The shortest song on this record is still nearly 4 minutes song.

Some things have not changed for Em.  His frequent use of gay slurs and rampant homophobia still mar small parts of the album.  But when you take in the album as whole, you get the impression that he knows exactly what he's doing.  I doubt Marshall Mathers is really homophobic at all, but he knows controversy sells and he knows how to insult other rappers.  With his appearances on SNL, ESPN and Jimmy Kimmel, Eminem has really transcended himself with humor.

All of that would be irrelevant if this album wasn't so god damn good.  From the uncharacteristically rock oriented (and infinitely catchy) lead single "Berzerk" to the almost completely sung "Stronger Than I Was", LP 2 features a diverse offering of amazing songs.  A familiarity with the first LP will allow you to understand some of the inside references but is not at all necessary to enjoy this album.

Em is as irreverent as he has always been and even at the more mellow points, he sounds fired up beyond belief.  The album indulges his ego, as on display in the song "Rap God", a blistering track with a verse featuring 97 words in 15 seconds.  Do the math, I'll wait... (it averages out to 6.5 words per second).  But also tempers his arrogance with remarkable introspection and maturity.  On songs like "Brainless", he talks about being bullied and how learning to rap was the only thing that kept him from being a psychopath and a good-for-nothing bum. On "So Far...", he spits out "They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that \ Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap \ Probably be a giant turd-sack."  He also points out the hypocrisy in his stance on women considering that he'd kill someone if they ever talked about his daughter the same way.

Various artists and songs are sampled throughout the album, ranging from the Beastie Boys  to  Billy Squier to The Zombies ("Time of the Season" is sampled quite effectively on "Rhyme or Reason").  The album even ventures off the beaten path with "Stronger Than I Was", a song that features very little rapping and focuses on Eminem's singing.  Production is handled quite well, for the most part.  I am still not a fan of Rick Rubin's production style (he's on the wrong side of the Loudness War) and the songs he produced are among my least favorite on the album.  There is also an annoying pattern on this album of having the beat drop out right after a line is delivered, to emphasize the delivery.  It's an unnecessary tic that distracts more than it works.  It is even more unnecessary when you come to understand Eminem's technical prowess.  There is a reason that a scrawny white kid has been able to earn and keep the respect of the entire rap/hip hop community and still be considered one of the all time greats.

LP 2 hits its emotional climax on the penultimate track "Headlights", which features vocals from fun. frontman Nate Ruess.  It's a combination that doesn't seem like it would work and yet it ends up producing the most touching piece of music Em has ever composed.  His near-death from an overdose prior to his last album really pushed him towards understanding his mom's addiction.  "Headlights" finds him remorseful over the way he treated her.  It is a powerful testament to how much he has grown as a human being.  Let's not forget that Marshall Mathers is now 41, though it's easy to forget because good white don't crack.

The last endearing part about this album is how Mathers sneaks in his geekiness.  Name dropping Forgetting Sarah Marshall brings a smile to my face every time.  Reigning at the top of the rap game while name dropping Asgard and Thor can't be easy.  Doubly so when he raps lines about Star Wars and even throws in a verse rapped in Yoda's voice.

Recommended Tracks: "Headlights (feat. Nate Ruess) " and "Brainless"
Recommended If You Like: Dr. Dre, Mindless Self Indulgence, or D12


05.  Into It. Over It. - Intersections
When talking about Into It. Over It.'s new album, one has to inevitably bring up Mike Kinsella, of Owen, American Football, Owls, Cap'n Jazz, etc.  The similarities in tone between mastermind Evan Weiss' band Into It. Over It. and Kinsella's discography as Owen are undeniable.  Their voices even seem to occupy the same octaval territory.  It is a comparison made all the more relevant by Kinsella and Weiss joining forces to make music as Their/They're/There (see Top EP's).

Please bear with me through another major digression - I'd argue that it is relevant for context.  Owen's music played an integral part in my musical development, granting me an avenue into highly introspective acoustic indie rock (emo, if you're so willing) before I'd ever heard of Dashboard Confessional.  Initially, Kinsella's lyrics tackled the usual fare, including insecurity, loneliness, and family.  As time went on, the albums seemed to vary less and less and grow increasingly more depressing.  2013's L'Ami du Peuple saw Mike Kinsella trying to incorporate assorted instrumentation but ultimately creating another plodding release that is so depressing that I am surprised he didn't fight Matt Pryor for his album title of Wrist Slitter.

What keeps you listening to music from your younger days is that the music grows with you.  It feels like Kinsella's music as Owen has never done that.  Sure, the lyrics have evolved to now reference his wife and children but it's all painted in such a bleak light.  Lines like "Is this really all there is? / Cough syrup to sleep / 'Til an alarm clock reminds us to breath" are just a little too dark.  Yes, music should be relatable, to some degree.  But it should also be some form of escapism and not just reinforcing never-ending dread.  The write up for his new album included lines like "Emphasis on the rock." and "And now, he expands his repertoire as a solo songwriter to include a touch of female vocals, pounding drums, and even dueling electric guitar lines that are the closest thing he’s done in tribute to his 80s hair metal obsession."

With all of that said, Into It. Over It.'s new album Intersections feels like the album that Owen should have eventually evolved into.  It is infinitely more complex, more infectious, more melodic and, well, more ROCK.

While other bands whittle away with soft-spun and delicate indie, Evan Weiss is diving headlong into the fray.  He doesn't shy away from where the songs take him, ranging from acoustic driven numbers like "Your Antique Organ" to rollicking, bouncy numbers like "Spinning Thread" that are driven by moving guitar lines and a thick bass line.  There are even splashes of piano spread throughout the album, provided by producer Brian Deck.  Aside from the piano and some help with the percussion, Weiss follows Kinsella's footsteps and provides the rest of the instrumentation that you hear on the album.

This is one of those records that encapsulates a season - in this case, autumn.  Lyrically, Weiss ponders on everything from relationships to school shootings to the death of his mother (the absolutely heart breaking "No Amount of Sound").  There is an unexplainable quality to this record, a certain "je ne sais quoi" (yeah, I went there).  It sounds familiar to me, like the records of yesteryear that I grew up with.  But at the same time, it is far more mature and calls to me in a way that is nearly unexplainable.

Recommended Tracks: "Obsessive Compulsive Distraction" and "Contractual Obligation"
Recommended If You Like: Owen, Death Cab For Cutie or Dashboard Confessional


04/03 (TIE).  The Wonder Years - The Greatest Generation
No matter where my musical development has gone over the years, it is no secret that I began with pop punk.  Whether it began with The Ataris' Blue Skies or New Found Glory's Nothing Gold Can Stay is a distinction lost to time.  I tried to stay with both bands as long as I could.  Kris Roe didn't make it easy for me as the rest of the original members left the band and he tried to turn The Ataris into My Bloody Valentine for the subpar Welcome The Night.  In the wake of that, fans have waited years upon years for the supposed follow-up, The Graveyard of the Atlantic.

New Found Glory has been more successful, coming to be royalty in the modern pop punk scene.  2006 saw the release of Coming Home, a nearly perfect record that encapsulated how much they had grown as a band.  Jordan's voice was less nasally and the band as a whole displayed more mastery over their art form.  When they released "Not Without A Fight" in 2009, I suddenly wasn't feeling as enraptured as I once was.  The band had taken a step backward towards basic pop punk, only retaining a small semblance of the maturity and mellowness that Coming Home had brought. 

By 2011's Radiosurgery, I kind of assumed that pop punk was dead to me, no matter if New Found Glory was headlining a "Pop Punk's Not Dead!" tour.  This was an album they had written to be in the vein of Green Day or The Ramones.  In that regard, mission successful; the lyrics were a large leap backwards to the point of being disingenuous.  I could no longer accept a band that was over 30 singing a song like "Summer Fling, Don't Mean A Thing" with the chorus of "But when you need a boy around you / Just for the summer / Don't come knocking on my door."

Sure, there were bands that would come along and show me a spark of how pop punk could be great once again.  Chiefly among them was Man Overboard.  If you're into pop punk, I would recommend checking them out.  They released an album this year entitled Heart Attack.  Unfortunately, Man Overboard just sounds too much... like pop punk.  So I can't officially sign the death certificate for pop punk but it is clear that I've certainly grown out of it.

With all that said, I love The Wonder Years so much.  I can honestly say that I am not aware of any other band in the pop punk scene that could create an album quite so good.  Listening to this album is like getting that first gasping breath of cool, fresh air after being swallowed in a stinky, hot mosh pit for hours.  Lead singer Dan "Soupy" Campbell has such a raw voice that, combined with the intricate and multifaceted musical layers, makes for an album that is unmistakably unique.

Campbell has an undeniable way with words.  Much like Kevin Smith's cinematic View Askewniverse, the band's discography exists within its own interconnected world.  Every song ties back to another, weaving together a patchwork quilt of stories, experiences and emotions.  Whereas New Found Glory is singing lines like "I can't get your face out of my head / It makes my brain hurt / I need radiosurgery, radiosurgery" off of the title track to Radiosurgery, The Wonder Years is pulling off "And I watched the storms light up the clouds / They hung like paper lanterns / To guide the way back toward your house."  This band is what you wish every pop punk band would mature into.  They are part of a new breed of hyper-literate bands that are educated and well-spoken.

Rather than focusing on girls and love, The Greatest Generation tackles complex subjects such as growing up in a broken home, fighting depression that runs in your family, being socially awkward and worrying about a family member dying in the hospital.  The album's only barely-there stumble is "The Bastards, The Vultures, The Wolves", a punk rock song that blows by at breakneck speeds without any real hook to it.  It's the only time that the excellent production by Steve Evetts (a veteran producer known more for his work in the metal scene) muddies up a song.  "The Devil In My Bloodstream" is a standout track featuring Laura Stevenson (who also featured on Tim Kasher's album this year).  It begins with softly sung verses being led by the piano into a massive chorus.

"I Just Want To Sell Out My Funeral" stands tall alongside Frank Turner's "Broken Piano" as one of the greatest closing tracks of the year.  In seven and a half minutes, The Wonder Years incorporates elements and themes from the rest of the songs and sums up the entire experience of The Greatest Generation and of life itself.   And as the album rings out its final lyrics: "We all want to be great men and there's nothing romantic about it. / I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given", you are left completely satiated.

Recommended Tracks: "There, There" and "The Devil In My Bloodstream"
Recommended If You Like: New Found Glory, Man Overboard, or Fireworks
 
03/04 (TIE).  Portugal. The Man - Evil Friends
Wow.  Where in the hell did this album come from?  Portugal. The Man was a band that I had heard of but never listened to.  When I saw they had come out with a new album entitled "Evil Friends", I procured it and figured I'd give it a good listen.  I burned it to a disc with a bunch of other new releases and made my way through slowly.  But this album was a showstopper.

Like fun. before them, Portugal. The Man (from here on, PTM) decided to skip the usual music producers and find an outsider. This led them to collaborate with Danger Mouse, who you may know as being one half of Gnarls Barkley and a producer who was worked with Beck, The Black Keys, Gorillaz, and Frank Ocean.  And like fun. before them, the resulting album is just stellar.

There are a lot of things to notice when you press play on Evil Friends.  The music has a vintage quality to it, like classic rock mixed with some kind of 70's groove/funk (though that doesn't even come close to explaining it).   Lead singer John Gourley has an impressive falsetto that is used to such a great effect that it is sure to take a place in the great gender confusions of history (See also: Davey Havok of AFI, Brody Dalle from The Distillers).  And if you're astute enough, you may notice the theme that runs throughout the album.  I'll admit that I failed to hear the shared lyrics that pop up in a couple of the songs on my first listen through.

The album begins with a bit of a slow start with the lingering "Plastic Soldiers".  It might seem like an inauspicious start but as the acoustic guitar bleeds into the percussive backbeat and distorted synth sounds and the entire band joins in on the refrain of "The rest of us will live and die / Like plastic soldiers / Only growing older", it's hard to deny the appeal.

The band wastes no time before launching into "Creep In A T-Shirt", a spirited track that pulls no punches and only pauses to incorporate some of the floating lyrics from throughout the album ("It's not because the light here is brighter / And it's not that I'm evil, I just don't like to pretend /
That I could ever be your friend.")  The title track picks right up with the same theme, incorporating those lyrics into a song that dilly-dallies with its first minute before crescendoing into hand-claps and na-na-na's.

"Modern Jesus" might just be the Song of the Year for me.  Be forewarned, I think meth is a little less addictive than this song.  It's essentially an atheistic anthem (as is much of the album) that rallies against organized religion and god.  "Modern Jesus" and "Hip Hop Kids" are the 1-2 punches of protest against the norm, with the latter being PTM's statement that they don't give a shit what anyone thinks about them.

The midpoint of the album "Atomic Man" is one of the only weak points on the entire album.  It's an entirely too repetitive track that fails to make its point. Thankfully, Evil Friends quickly recovers with "Sea of Air", a plucky sing-a-long and "Waves", a sweeping, piano-driven anti-war tune.  The remaining four tracks are all outstanding.  "Holy Roller (Hallelujah)" is one of my favorites off of the album; it's a lively track with a monster hook.  As for "Purple Yellow Red And Blue", well, you'll know when you hear it.

The album closes out beautifully with "Smile".  It's during this song that the theme of the album really coalesces.  "I don't need to talk about the world, alright? / I just want to sleep with a smile tonight / And I don't want to talk about the hungry people / People down and out."  When singer John Gourley sings "I just want to be evil", he isn't talking about being malevolent.  Rather than pretending to be someone's friend or pretending to be concerned about all of the terrible things happening in the world, he just wants to be happy in his own life.  It's only evil by the standards of those people who are so morally upright that they feel it necessary to force their false sense of morality onto those around them.  By the end of "Smile", Gourley brings the lyrics about plastic soldiers back into the theme.  In the beginning, they were "plastic soldiers / only growing older."  But by the time we have reached the acme of the album, he has learned to live for himself and refuses to dwell on everyone else's tragedies, becoming "plastic soldiers / never growing older."

Recommended Tracks: "Modern Jesus" and "Holy Roller (Hallelujah)"
Recommended If You Like: Circa Survive, Foster The People, or The Black Keys


02.  Kevin Devine - Bubblegum
Years ago, in my review for Kevin Devine's 2011 release Between The Concrete & Clouds, I complained about how "mellow and complacent these songs seem."  I longed for the dignified anger of songs like "Another Bag of Bones", the playfulness of songs like "Just Stay", or even the youthful vigor of songs like "Cotton Crush".

I'm not so sure about the playfulness but on Bubblegum, Kevin Devine has certainly rediscovered his anger and vigor.  Eschewing his softer influences like Elliott Smith, Devine has reached into a different realm, plucking inspiration from bands like Nirvana and the Pixies.  The God Damn Band joins him on this record, providing the concrete foundation necessary for each song to stand tall.

The opening triplet of "Nobel Prize", "Private First Class" and "Fiscal Cliff" kicks off the record at breakneck speeds.  The first note out of your speakers draws the instant distinction between Bubblegum and Bulldozer, as well as the rest of Kevin's discography.  Bubblegum feels like his ode to punk rock, loaded with distortion, fuzzy guitars and noisy vocals.  And much like punk rock, Devine doesn't shy away from skewering the political nonsense going on in the world.

"Nobel Prize" blazes by as it takes its shots at the drone program and foreign policy.  It seems like the God Damn Band (GDB) finally figured out how to inject guitar solos without moving things into the unnecessary realm of musical masturbation.  As you might guess, "Private First Class" is a song about Bradley (now Chelsea) Manning's bravery in exposing the horrible things going on overseas.  It's actually a poppy tune whose upbeat tone belies the content.  "Fiscal Cliff" closes off the roaring opening and it is probably my favorite song off of the entire album.  It strays so far from the kind of music that Kevin has produced in the past and yet it is crafted so perfectly.  The music and instrumentation sounds like the bastard child of a Southern California punk band and a surf band.  Vocally, Devine blends infectious melodies with lyrics that are almost spoken (and at times, whispered) as it is when he drives home the verse "But talkin' shit about the '1%' / Well, that isn't gonna get you anything / It's another slogan - it's been co-opted!  / It's just a clever bit of marketing."

After that, the album slows down from its full sprint to catch its breath.  "I Can't Believe You" is a mid-tempo pseudo-ballad that blends the best of Devine's older sound with his new direction and it flows seamlessly into the brooding and haunting "Redbird".  "Redbird" is a nearly seven minute epic that begins like a solitary lit match before growing voraciously into a roaring house fire.  It is a brutal opus that steeps itself in the symbolism and suffering of water boarding and torture, approaching it from both sides of the coin.

No time is wasted lunging back into the buzz, with the distortion heavy "Bloodhound" and the  abstruse (and seemingly very personal) title track, which saves itself from its own esoteric demise with a monstrous hook that ranks right up there with The Candy Man's right hand.  Kevin tries his hand at a song ("Sick of Words") expressing some of the discontent of being an artist without it sliding into the dark depression of similar songs from Mike Kinsella (Owen) or Tim Kasher (Cursive).

Jesse Lacey (of Brand New fame) handles production on the album and his influence bleeds through at multiple points, as with the instrumental transition "Capybara", a song that surely counts Brand New's "Welcome To Bangkok" and "Untitled" (both off of 2006's The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me) as its spiritual siblings.

As I mentioned in my review for Bulldozer, "She Can See Me" is the one song that ended up on both albums.  The version that appears on this album is very much amped up and brawny, making it fall closer to Nirvana on the sonic spectrum, which is where Devine undoubtedly drew influence.  It's still a great song, even if I prefer the Bulldozer version.  Penultimate track "Somewhere Unoccupied" is probably the most straight-forward rock song on the record.

Like Dennis Rodman in a crowd of Koreans, the closer "I Don't Care About Your Band" sticks out like a sore thumb.  It is the only real example between both albums where they encroach on each other's sound.  This track really feels like it should have been on Bulldozer.  Aside from that, it's a slow song that doesn't build into anything.  It's a diffident ending to an otherwise boisterous effort.

Bubblegum is a perfect snapshot of an artist who has complete confidence in his art form.  Rather than turning in another "typical" album, Kevin walks a path that he hasn't traveled before as a solo artist.  And the result is simply stunning.

Recommended Tracks: "Fiscal Cliff" and "Redbird"
Recommended If You Like: Brand New, Nirvana or The Pixies


01.  Frank Turner - Tape Deck Heart
Despite coming out towards the beginning of 2013, it was clear that nothing was going to be able to relieve Tape Deck Heart of its Album of the Year crown.  Turner's last full length, England Keep My Bones, was an admirable and mostly enjoyable album, though it was dripping with way too much national pride.  I love England as much as the next red-blooded American but relating to the English Channel, growing up on an island and living in Wessex was a bit much to ask of the average listener.

And this year came Tape Deck Heart.  Without compromising Turner's sound, Tape Deck Heart takes everything that was great about the rest of his discography and tunes it up.  The end result is more refined, introspective and focused than I could have possibly imagined.  At its heart, the music is still Frank Turner and his acoustic guitar but on this release, Turner finds himself leaning on the brilliant Matt Nasir to provide additional instrumentation ranging from the accordion to a wurlitzer to a mandolin.

The opening salvo of "Recovery" and "Losing Days" (the first and third singles, respectively) took a bit to grow on me but once they began growing, they were like an unstoppable cordyceps fungus burrowing itself into my brain.  They represent the best of Frank Turner's lively and passionate brand of folk punk while embodying a sense of inward contemplation that was almost completely absent on England Keep My Bones.

Turner turns the tempo down a skosh with "The Way I Tend To Be", an excellent second single that really showcases how much Frank has matured and evolved musically since his days fronting post-hardcore act Million Dead.  The song builds into a beautiful pinnacle as Turner belts out "You stood apart in my calloused heart / and you taught me and here's what I learned / That love is about the changes you make and not just three small words" right before delivering a softly sung bridge that stops you in your tracks.

Not content with letting you passively absorb the album, "Plain Sailing Weather" picks up at a rapid clip with the self-deprecating sing-a-long chorus of  "Just give me one fine day of plain sailing weather / And I can fuck up anything, anything. / It was a wonderful life when we were together / And now I've fucked up every little goddamn thing."  Frank's lyrical prowess is really on display as he writes about "loss and failure in relationships" and "what happens when something that was supposed to be timeless runs out of time."  Tape Deck Heart is absolutely a break-up album, written and recorded during the disintegration of Turner's long term love.

"Good & Gone" is a slow-spun ballad about searching for true happiness and damning Hollywood and rock stars for misleading us into believing that it would be easy.  He follows up it up with "Tell Tale Signs", an acoustic driven number that is even slower.  This is a threadbare song that feels obscenely intimate.  It is heart-wrenching to listen to and so powerful.

"Four Simple Words" is a proper kick off to the second half of the album.  As Turner himself admits, this track was intended as a Queen homage.  He sums up the song perfect, "I tell people it's about dancing but it's really a song about punk rock and the pleasantly surprising revelation that, at 31, my ethics and approach to music are the same as when I was 15."  This is simply one of the most fun and punk rock songs that Frank Turner has ever released as a solo artist.  It might be the pariah of the album but it is one hell of a midway mile marker.

The album continues its crescendo with "Polaroid Picture", a polished lament at losing one's youth and watching everything change.  It's around this point that you come to realize that every single track on this album feels like a complete picture, perfectly designed and constructed.  The production is top notch and Turner's ability to find the most infectious melodies is astounding.  Producer Rich Costey really challenged the band (at one point Frank had to do 42 vocal takes because Costey knew there was something there) and the end result proudly bears all of that hard work.

The album's upward ascent is stopped completely by Track 9.  "The Fisher King Blues" is a dud of a song.  It's like being presented with the 64 Crayola pack filled with all of these amazing new colors, neons, scented crayons (!) and everything you could possibly want.  Think of the art you can create!  And then there's "The Fisher King Blues", the dull gray crayon that isn't really good for anything.  It might have been pretty once.  Maybe it just looks bad because it is surrounded by greatness.  Who knows?  But you know what makes the whole thing so bad?  The Deluxe Edition has six bonus tracks and five of them are simply phenomenal.

Turner approaches the topic himself, "Track listing an album is a fine art, and usually a pretty agonising process. I’m glad I've had the opportunity to do the extended version for this one – all these songs belong together. That said, I think an album is a piece of art in its own right and can be too long, so it’s worth making the twelve-track definitive version. Choosing what makes it and what doesn’t is agonising, though."  Unfortunately, I wish he'd have left this song off.  "We Shall Not Overcome", one of the bonus tracks, is an action packed adventure that is marvelous and would have fit like a proverbial glove.  The last half of the album would have had a much better flow as well.  However, near perfection is still better than being far from it.

As if to rub salt in your wounds, Turner delivers the sleepy and heartbreaking "Anymore", another song that hurts your soul to listen to.  I don't mind some suffering in my art, but this is like being hit in the face with a cactus and then having a super soaker full of lemon juice sprayed on you.  Your heartstrings aren't tugged so much as ripped from your core.  You can hear his deep breath in at the beginning of the recording, as if trying to muster the strength to go on.

Mercifully, a pounding piano line drives "Oh Brother" to a marching cadence.  This penultimate song soon climaxes into its refrain "Time it will change us but don't you forget / You are the only brother I've got" before seamlessly fading into the opening distortion of beautiful and discordant closer, "Broken Piano".

This is a song that didn't really hit me at first.  You wonder why he's singing some of the lines with a forcibly strained falsetto.  And then you sit down and truly listen.  The way he weaves the minor melodies into the lyrics, painting a sorrowful picture of longing for someone, is masterfully done.  "I found the hulk, the rusting bulk / Of a shattered old piano. / Someone had torn out some of the keys / With cruel care, not thoughtlessly, / In such a way that one could only play / Minor melodies."

The accompaniment is intentionally sparse.  Unlike the other songs on the album, all densely populated and filled out with tambourines and mellotrons, this closing track finds Turner crooning alongside a piano and backing distortion.  It's not until halfway through that the song adds another layer with a huge, reverberant drum beat.  Everything else dissolves away as the drums carry the record to its conclusion.

All in all, Tape Deck Heart is one of the most perfect break-up albums ever crafted.  Just push play and take it all in.

Recommended Tracks: "Four Simple Words" and "Polaroid Picture"
Recommended If You Like: Lucero, The Gaslight Anthem, or Biffy Clyro